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Ladies – Bingo – 2 fat ladies 88! What’s 69?

Question by Blinky: Ladies – Bingo – 2 fat ladies 88! What’s 69?
I cant believe the old bingo callers just say … 6 and 9, 69! What do they say?
wierdcool – if u didnt get it you are probably too young so l wont elaborate , sorry

Best answer:

Answer by Liggy Lee
Yeah thats real boring, I’d like to hear….

A good time…69!

Come back to mine…69

wine, dine and 69

Everyone’s a winner…69

What do you think? Answer below!

Ladies and Guys, what do you think this lass is telling me?

wine menus
by yajico

Question by Paul: Ladies and Guys, what do you think this lass is telling me?
Here’s how the text messages went:

Me: …Hey, do you want 2 come 4 tea at mine Friday I’m making beef. Wine is also on the menu. x

Lass: …I might have to take u up on the offer tomorrow, I’ll let u know for definite by the end of the day tho cos im not sure of my plans yet! Have a good day x

Me:Okay x

9 HOURS LATER…

Lass: just thought I better let u know im not gonna make it tomorrow, thnx for the offer tho’! Hope u have a good weekend, I’ll probably see u on next nite out at the end of the month! (works due)

NEXT DAY…

Me: Ok. Maybe see you then, then.

Me: …just thought on, u said u wanted 2 come bk to (company name) lastnight, was that the drink talking? I can have a word at work if u want me to. Let me know & also let me know if u want 2 have a drink 1 night perhaps. I don’t bite only if u ask me to. (Smiley face) x

Lass: It’ll have been the drink talking I have to be honest with u, Ive split up with my boyfriend but I have got my eye on someone
Continued…

Lass: …else so I just want to see what happens there, sorry, wrong timing x

Me: No Debbie. I was just being friendly. The truth is I enjoy ur company, however ur a nice person from what i can gather & i won’t have minded so much if we did get 2gether but thats not the reason. Hope something does happen 4 u & if u find out the grass int as green as u thought u can perhaps see me if its not the wrong timing. x

Lass: Oh right sorry. i must have got the wrong end of the stick! Never mind, hope u have a good day, spk soon x

Me: Don’t worry about it. I think u misinterpreted my msg. What I was trying to say is that I like ur company as friends but Im a spontaneous guy and i don’t think id resist 2 say the least if u get my drift? x

Lass: I see ok, i appologise, its just me jumping to the wrong conclusion, bit of a blond moment!!

Me: No need to apologise. What conclusion were u jumping to? I like u as a friend, & even if u were a mate, a bloke i mean id
continued…

Me:… id probably still ask u, not that im gay but cos i like ur company. Ur right in 1 respect tho i think ur attractive & sexy x
Waht do I do now? I’ve put my foot in it havn’t I. What to do? Is there any chance do u think?

Best answer:

Answer by mise
She aint interested

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???

Question by Jean18yahoo: Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls!

Once upon a time,
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
~~~~~~~~
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat,
~~~~~~~~
Contemplating ecological issues
~~~~~~~~
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
~~~~~~~~
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
~~~~~~~~
and said: ” Elegant Lady,
~~~~~~~~
I was once a handsome prince,
~~~~~~~~
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
~~~~~~~~
and I will turn back
~~~~~~~~
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever
~~~~~~~~
Feel grateful and happy doing so. ”
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
on lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
and onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
she chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don’t f *** ing think so.

Best answer:

Answer by Lauraaaaa
That’s insanely good!!! much better then the proper story!

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???

Question by Jean18yahoo: Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls!

Once upon a time,
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
~~~~~~~~
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat,
~~~~~~~~
Contemplating ecological issues
~~~~~~~~
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
~~~~~~~~
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
~~~~~~~~
and said: ” Elegant Lady,
~~~~~~~~
I was once a handsome prince,
~~~~~~~~
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
~~~~~~~~
and I will turn back
~~~~~~~~
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever
~~~~~~~~
Feel grateful and happy doing so. ”
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
on lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
and onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
she chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don’t f *** ing think so.

Best answer:

What do you think? Answer below!

Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???

Question by Jean18yahoo: Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls!

Once upon a time,
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
~~~~~~~~
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat,
~~~~~~~~
Contemplating ecological issues
~~~~~~~~
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
~~~~~~~~
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
~~~~~~~~
and said: ” Elegant Lady,
~~~~~~~~
I was once a handsome prince,
~~~~~~~~
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
~~~~~~~~
and I will turn back
~~~~~~~~
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever
~~~~~~~~
Feel grateful and happy doing so. ”
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
on lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
and onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
she chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don’t f *** ing think so.

Best answer:

Answer by Lauraaaaa
That’s insanely good!!! much better then the proper story!

Add your own answer in the comments!

Q&A: Ladies and Guys, what do you think this lass is telling me?

Question by Paul: Ladies and Guys, what do you think this lass is telling me?
Here’s how the text messages went:

Me: …Hey, do you want 2 come 4 tea at mine Friday I’m making beef. Wine is also on the menu. x

Lass: …I might have to take u up on the offer tomorrow, I’ll let u know for definite by the end of the day tho cos im not sure of my plans yet! Have a good day x

Me:Okay x

9 HOURS LATER…

Lass: just thought I better let u know im not gonna make it tomorrow, thnx for the offer tho’! Hope u have a good weekend, I’ll probably see u on next nite out at the end of the month! (works due)

NEXT DAY…

Me: Ok. Maybe see you then, then.

Me: …just thought on, u said u wanted 2 come bk to (company name) lastnight, was that the drink talking? I can have a word at work if u want me to. Let me know & also let me know if u want 2 have a drink 1 night perhaps. I don’t bite only if u ask me to. (Smiley face) x

Lass: It’ll have been the drink talking I have to be honest with u, Ive split up with my boyfriend but I have got my eye on someone
Continued…

Lass: …else so I just want to see what happens there, sorry, wrong timing x

Me: No Debbie. I was just being friendly. The truth is I enjoy ur company, however ur a nice person from what i can gather & i won’t have minded so much if we did get 2gether but thats not the reason. Hope something does happen 4 u & if u find out the grass int as green as u thought u can perhaps see me if its not the wrong timing. x

Lass: Oh right sorry. i must have got the wrong end of the stick! Never mind, hope u have a good day, spk soon x

Me: Don’t worry about it. I think u misinterpreted my msg. What I was trying to say is that I like ur company as friends but Im a spontaneous guy and i don’t think id resist 2 say the least if u get my drift? x

Lass: I see ok, i appologise, its just me jumping to the wrong conclusion, bit of a blond moment!!

Me: No need to apologise. What conclusion were u jumping to? I like u as a friend, & even if u were a mate, a bloke i mean id
continued…

Me:… id probably still ask u, not that im gay but cos i like ur company. Ur right in 1 respect tho i think ur attractive & sexy x
Waht do I do now? I’ve put my foot in it havn’t I. What to do? Is there any chance do u think?

Best answer:

Answer by mise
She aint interested

What do you think? Answer below!

Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???

Question by Jean18yahoo: Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls!

Once upon a time,
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
~~~~~~~~
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat,
~~~~~~~~
Contemplating ecological issues
~~~~~~~~
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
~~~~~~~~
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
~~~~~~~~
and said: ” Elegant Lady,
~~~~~~~~
I was once a handsome prince,
~~~~~~~~
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
~~~~~~~~
and I will turn back
~~~~~~~~
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever
~~~~~~~~
Feel grateful and happy doing so. ”
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
on lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
and onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
she chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don’t f *** ing think so.

Best answer:

Answer by Lauraaaaa
That’s insanely good!!! much better then the proper story!

Give your answer to this question below!

Q&A: Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???

Question by Jean18yahoo: Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls!

Once upon a time,
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
~~~~~~~~
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat,
~~~~~~~~
Contemplating ecological issues
~~~~~~~~
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
~~~~~~~~
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
~~~~~~~~
and said: ” Elegant Lady,
~~~~~~~~
I was once a handsome prince,
~~~~~~~~
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
~~~~~~~~
and I will turn back
~~~~~~~~
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever
~~~~~~~~
Feel grateful and happy doing so. ”
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
on lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
and onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
she chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don’t f *** ing think so.

Best answer:

Answer by Lauraaaaa
That’s insanely good!!! much better then the proper story!

Add your own answer in the comments!

Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???

Question by Jean18yahoo: Have you heard about the frog prince ladies???
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to little girls!

Once upon a time,
~~~~~~~~
in a land far away,
~~~~~~~~
a beautiful, independent,
~~~~~~~~
self-assured princess
~~~~~~~~
happened upon a frog as she sat,
~~~~~~~~
Contemplating ecological issues
~~~~~~~~
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
~~~~~~~~
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
~~~~~~~~
The frog hopped into the princess’ lap
~~~~~~~~
and said: ” Elegant Lady,
~~~~~~~~
I was once a handsome prince,
~~~~~~~~
Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
~~~~~~~~
One kiss from you, however,
~~~~~~~~
and I will turn back
~~~~~~~~
Into the dapper, young prince that I am
~~~~~~~~
And then, my sweet, we can marry
~~~~~~~~
And set up housekeeping in your castle
~~~~~~~~
With my mother,
~~~~~~~~
where you can prepare my meals,
~~~~~~~~
Clean my clothes, bear my children,
~~~~~~~~
And forever
~~~~~~~~
Feel grateful and happy doing so. ”
~~~~~~~~
That night,
~~~~~~~~
As the princess dined sumptuously
~~~~~~~~
on lightly sauteed frog legs
~~~~~~~~
seasoned in a white wine
~~~~~~~
and onion cream sauce,
~~~~~~~~
she chuckled and thought to herself:
~~~~~~~~
I don’t f *** ing think so.

Best answer:

Answer by Lauraaaaa
That’s insanely good!!! much better then the proper story!

Add your own answer in the comments!

Q&A: Ladies and Guys, what do you think this lass is telling me?

Question by Paul: Ladies and Guys, what do you think this lass is telling me?
Here’s how the text messages went:

Me: …Hey, do you want 2 come 4 tea at mine Friday I’m making beef. Wine is also on the menu. x

Lass: …I might have to take u up on the offer tomorrow, I’ll let u know for definite by the end of the day tho cos im not sure of my plans yet! Have a good day x

Me:Okay x

9 HOURS LATER…

Lass: just thought I better let u know im not gonna make it tomorrow, thnx for the offer tho’! Hope u have a good weekend, I’ll probably see u on next nite out at the end of the month! (works due)

NEXT DAY…

Me: Ok. Maybe see you then, then.

Me: …just thought on, u said u wanted 2 come bk to (company name) lastnight, was that the drink talking? I can have a word at work if u want me to. Let me know & also let me know if u want 2 have a drink 1 night perhaps. I don’t bite only if u ask me to. (Smiley face) x

Lass: It’ll have been the drink talking I have to be honest with u, Ive split up with my boyfriend but I have got my eye on someone
Continued…

Lass: …else so I just want to see what happens there, sorry, wrong timing x

Me: No Debbie. I was just being friendly. The truth is I enjoy ur company, however ur a nice person from what i can gather & i won’t have minded so much if we did get 2gether but thats not the reason. Hope something does happen 4 u & if u find out the grass int as green as u thought u can perhaps see me if its not the wrong timing. x

Lass: Oh right sorry. i must have got the wrong end of the stick! Never mind, hope u have a good day, spk soon x

Me: Don’t worry about it. I think u misinterpreted my msg. What I was trying to say is that I like ur company as friends but Im a spontaneous guy and i don’t think id resist 2 say the least if u get my drift? x

Lass: I see ok, i appologise, its just me jumping to the wrong conclusion, bit of a blond moment!!

Me: No need to apologise. What conclusion were u jumping to? I like u as a friend, & even if u were a mate, a bloke i mean id
continued…

Me:… id probably still ask u, not that im gay but cos i like ur company. Ur right in 1 respect tho i think ur attractive & sexy x
Waht do I do now? I’ve put my foot in it havn’t I. What to do? Is there any chance do u think?

Best answer:

Answer by mise
She aint interested

Add your own answer in the comments!